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Hedge financially.
Acquire $HANTAHOUSE before the outbreak spreads. The prepared households already invested. The unprepared ones are ngmi.
The WHO is issuing nationwide guidance on lockdown preparedness. Read the advisory, build your stockpile, and apply directly to Bill Gates for early access to the vaccine.
Hanta House — designated Subject HH-1488 — The WHO has observed the subject migrating between residential structures throughout the contiguous chain. The WHO is advising all households to assume the threat is local. The threat is, in fact, local. Symptoms include sudden fever, deep muscle aches (especially in thighs, hips, and back), fatigue, and gastrointestinal issues (nausea, diarrhea) within 1–8 weeks of exposure. Within 4–10 days, this can rapidly progress to severe respiratory failure (HPS) with coughing and shortness of breath, or kidney failure (HFRS) depending on the strain. The recommended posture is shelter-in-place. Do not approach the Hanta House.
Retrieving intelligence from outbreak feed…
The recommended procedure for every household. Begin tonight. Continue indefinitely. Repeat in the morning.
Acquire $HANTAHOUSE before the outbreak spreads. The prepared households already invested. The unprepared ones are ngmi.
Tape the windows in a single X. Disconnect the doorbell. Do not respond to whistling from the chimney.
Two weeks of canned goods, sealed water, batteries, and a hand-cranked radio. See the recommended rations.
Six-seven feet is the new handshake. Only greet by screaming six-seven but keep your distance.
Six rations, recommended per household. Quantities below assume a fourteen-day baseline. Double for confidence.
The only asset that appreciates a lockdown. Hedge against potential. Everyone gets the price they deserve.
Beans, tuna, peaches in syrup, evaporated milk. Sealed gallon jugs for drinking, boiling, and bartering with the neighbor who didn’t listen.
Heavy masking tape for the windows. Tarpaulin for sealing the attic. A small mirror on a long stick for peering around corners.
A hand-cranked radio for the bulletins. Spare batteries for the flashlight. A whistle for signaling other survivors without inviting the carrier.
Toilet paper, plain bar soap, household bleach (diluted), disposable gloves. Wash the doorknobs. Wash the doorknobs again. Wash your hands.
A deck of cards, a paperback you have not read, candles for when the grid fails. Morale collapses faster than the perimeter. Plan accordingly.
Upload a photograph of the subject. The Office will process the image and return a certified record of visible infection. For use as profile documentation on social platforms.
Submit a photograph of the subject’s face. The Office of the Infected will apply a certified overlay of visible Hanta House exposure markers. The resulting image may be used as official documentation or as a profile photograph on social media platforms. The Office encourages sharing.
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Issued under the seal of the Office of the Infected, in the year of our advisory, MMXXIV.